As we all gknow, the most important part of home care is gnome care. A gnome is a gnathonic addition to every home.
Preventative Maintenance
First and foremost, preventative maintenance is your best tool for gnome care. You should take care to make sure your gnome isn’t in the way of falling debris, angry teenagers, or wizards with a grudge against gnomes. The last category is the most important. You can protect your gnomes now by putting up “no angry wizards” signs everywhere.
Proper Environment
Never put a gnome next to a pink flamingo unless your gnome is also next to a gnomon. Flamingo and gnomes generally don’t mix, and doing so could cause a very slight gnarr by me should I ever pass by your house. I have the gnosis of these things.
Now, should you own gnus, I highly recommend keeping them in their pen.
Repair Is Gnome Care
A good gnome is probably made out of something sturdy like concrete. Therefore, I recommend not breaking it or you’ll be left with the difficult task of using masonry glue to stick it back together.
Some breakages might not be gnoticeable if you cover it up with other lawn decorations. Therefore, this might be a more desirable option. Some of the more gnarly breaks may take
Repainting
Don’t like your gnome’s outfit? Fortunately, you can just repaint them and voila, you have a gknew gnome outfit!
Does your gnome look like it has been gnashed and gnawn? Paint.
Do gnats cover your gnome? Gross man.
Gnaming Your Gnome
I personally think your gnome should be named Todd. I have my reasons.
Gnome Care in a Nutshell
If you own a gnome, you’ll likely already know the show. If it breaks when it shakes or crumbles because of fumbles, a gnome in your home can receive the care for that tear.
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